guys and sports :\

right now i'm listening to my screaming neighbors and their guys friends make crying and hooting screams every 5 seconds. it's so annoying. i don't mind guys getting all excited about sports or whatever, but dude...you've made it all the way to berkeley, why do you revert back to neanderthalism during sports?? i guess it's just some guy macho thing. plus when you scream, you kinda sound like little girls. please, stop the screaming!!!

guys: "me like sport. he score point! (grunts and screams like wild monkey, then pounds fists on chest)."
or
guys: "he no score!!! (screams and thrashes body against fellow guys and couch)."

girls: (shakes head) sigh...

someone should do some sort of national geographic documentary on men and sports.