another simple reason not to smoke...

there are these punk goth kids that hang around in the parking lot of our building. they just hang around there all day and drink and smoke and play obnoxious weird music. anyway...i didn't really care that they were there until their smoke started filtering into my bedroom and bathroom window, making our apartment smell like cigarettes and weed. so then i got pissed off and i called the police and filed a report that they were trespassing on the property. if they hadn't been smoking, i wouldn't have filed a complaint, but yea...that's what smoking gets ya! so another reason not to smoke: liz won't call the cops on you and you won't smell like some disgusting burnt piece of ddong....actually, the burnt piece of ddong would smell better than cigarette smoke, so yea.....DON'T SMOKE!!!

now i'm hiding in my apartment with the blinds closed hoping they don't know i'm the one that called the cops on them. :P