windius energius boringus sufferus

i must be the most horrible essay writer in the world. i started this essay at 4pm on wind energy. it's supposed to be at least 6 pages long. it's now 12:35am and i'm only on page 4 of my essay and it's not even well structured or very good. 8.5 hours for 4 pages...so it takes me approx. 2 hours to write one page? here are some things i'd rather do than write this essay:
- take a midterm instead
- get a long needle shot in my butt
- eat the most disgusting flavor of baby food imagineable, mmm...mystery meat mush
- pay twenty bucks for somehow the essay to be magically finished
- eat a worm (of course the worm can't be one of those parasites that lay eggs in your stomach, leading to more worms, and no tapeworms! eww...)
- fart in front of people
- watch Weekend at Bernies I and II

now back to my essay on harnessing wind energy. x_x bllllleeeeh.