One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo's nest.

...of a mad (as in crazy, but not crazy as in wild, crazy as in weird) girl...

Sunday, April 11, 2004

lately i feel like i have all this "love" to just pour out, but without an outlet, so that's why i need a puppy, or a 4 eared kitten, so i can love it. it doesn't have to be the perfect puppy or 4 eared kitten, it can even go potty on my carpet or be bad, but i'd still love it, because it's mine. if i get a puppy, i'll be one of those cruel owners that puts a sweater on the puppy. i think sweaters on puppies are so cute, it's kinda like "aww, they're trying to be human." and when i get really pissed at the puppy or the cat, they can balance themselves on a ball and try to speak human, saying "i ruuuuv yooo." i think i would feed them kirkland brand dog and cat food. oh, and i would put my cat on a leash and walk it with my dog!

sigh, maybe my puppy and kitten will run away first chance they get. :( i don't think they will like eating generic food, being on a leash, doing tricks for my attention, wearing sweaters, etc. umm...i'll make them stay by giving them a squeaky t-bone steak toy for the puppy, and a piece of long dangly string for the kitten. oh...yeah, yarn. :P

i'm going to bed.

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