feet cheese

i went to one of those career center employer visits. 30 people or so....for 1 stinkin job opening as a corporate investment banker. ay caramba. i felt kinda dumb, everyone is asking about all these banking terms that i have no clue about. the only thing that made me happy was the food afterwards. dang, that was some nice food. bottled sparkling juice, soda, coffee, assorted fruits, assorted veggies n dip, chips w/ guac, sour cream, salsa, some brown salsa, cookies, assorted platter of cheeses, bread, crackers. they even put edible flowers on top and the veggies were sorta exotic too, like sugar snap peas, some squash looking thingy, cucumbers, etc. the fruit was good man...and the cheese...oh the cheese....i wanted to steal the whole platter. i wanted to stay longer just to grub, but then i felt kinda dumb just eating the food while everyone else is trying to schmooze with the banc of america reps.

please don't let me be unemployed when i graduate. let me find a job that i actually like.

sigh...until that day, i'll just keep going to these things and grub my inadequacies away.

oh yeah, this one cheese i ate was pretty nasty. it smelled like feet, but i thought it would taste good. yeah...it pretty much tasted like feet. what's even worse is that when i came home, i clipped my toenails and cleaned out all the toe jam crap, and i smelled it. my toe jam smelled EXACTLY like the stinky cheese. i had bad breath after i ate that cheese.